
Biden plays wag the dog. So, maybe it’s time for a few updates to a famous rag.
Well come on all of you big strong men, Corrupt Joe Biden demands your help again,
He got himself into ANOTHER jam, defending SOMEONE ELSE’s border in Ukraine-stan,
So drop your masks, get jabbed, and pick up a gun, we’re gonna have a whole lotta fun
And its 1, 2,3 what are we fighting for? Don’t ask me I don’t give a damn, the next stop is Ukraine-stan,
And its 5, 6,7 open up the pearly gates, well there ain’t no time to wonder why, WHOOPEE we’re all gonna die.
Well, come on Wall Street don’t be slow, why man this is war go-go-go,
There’s plenty good money to be made, and Hunter Biden’s ready to trade
While in Air Force One up in the sky, 10% goes to The Big Guy.
And its 1, 2,3 what are we fighting for? Don’t ask me I don’t give a damn, the next stop is Ukraine-stan,
And its 5, 6,7 open up the pearly gates, well there ain’t no time to wonder why, WHOOPEE we’re all gonna die
Well come on generals let’s move fast, your big chance has come at last,
Gotta go out and get those reds, 30 years after the Cold War’s end.
But unlike Afghanistan and also Iraq, Russians boys are much better shots.
Or, if you prefer, here’s the original from Country Joe himself.
Sounds about the same.