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March 2021 Lower Troposphere Prints -0.01C v. 20-year Baseline

As the Sun enters the Modern Minimum, we continue to see temperatures fall versus the the 20-year warming period that just ended. Full dataset available here: http://nsstc.uah.edu/climate/ No surprise, the snowpack is starting to build at 2-3 sigma above long-term trends, and now at 500 gigtaons north of the 1982-2012 average.

Checking IDs Is Racist!!!!

Babylon Bee Exclusive: https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-games-to-no-longer-require-id-for-buying-alcoholic-beverages US — Major League Baseball has announced that they will no longer be requiring any form of valid ID for the purchase of alcohol at all games.  “We stand firm against racism and will never again require ID, and unfairly restrict people from purchasing alcohol,” said MLB spokesman Doug Wisacre. “DrinksContinue reading “Checking IDs Is Racist!!!!”

“Why Have Elections if the Whole Thing Is Nothing But a Show?”

That lead quote can easily adapt to our Monetary Politburo – why have a market if the whole thing is nothing but a show? Of course, the “market” is about enriching those close to the Fed’s spigot. But, as I often do, I digress. Consider Imperium – the Emerald City astride the Potomac – andContinue reading ““Why Have Elections if the Whole Thing Is Nothing But a Show?””

Sesame Street Introduces ‘Todd’, A White Male Muppet Who Is Blamed For Everything

A Babylon Bee exclusive report: https://babylonbee.com/news/sesame-street-introduces-todd-a-white-male-muppet-that-is-blamed-for-everything Sort of reminds me of some Fortune 500 Woke companies I’ve frequented in my career. But, I digress. QUEENS, NY—In a courageous new episode of Sesame Street, the puppets teach kids about social justice by introducing a new character, Todd– a white male puppet who is blamed for everything wrong inContinue reading “Sesame Street Introduces ‘Todd’, A White Male Muppet Who Is Blamed For Everything”

BREAKING: Anonymous Sources Say US-Targeted Government Did An Invisible Bad Thing

Thinking back to a long time ago, I recall dealing with some rather unsavory people for a time. They were cashing government paychecks, of course, which made the “unsavory” part predictable. Then again, so was I at that time. Anyway, they were a lot of fun off-duty – most sociopaths are. As long as youContinue reading “BREAKING: Anonymous Sources Say US-Targeted Government Did An Invisible Bad Thing”

Dot Com 2.0

Per Tyler Durden: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/non-profitable-companies-implode-amid-flashbacks-dot-com-crash At the start of February, when the dual short squeezes of option gamma and WallStreetBets meme stocks were all the rage, a chart from Goldman indexing non-profitable tech companies was making the rounds across Wall Street desk; it showed the sector’s tremendous ascent since the Fed’s panicked response to the covidContinue reading “Dot Com 2.0”

Vladimir Putin Responds to the Oligarch Sock Puppet

A classy response to the pathetic blustering schlemiel our elites installed as President. Here is James Kunstler: https://kunstler.com/clusterfuck-nation/v-putin-aint-no-corn-pop/ He begins quoting our Sock Puppet: I wasn’t being a wise guy. I was alone with him in his office, that’s how it came about,” Biden continued. “It was when President Bush had said, ‘I’ve looked inContinue reading “Vladimir Putin Responds to the Oligarch Sock Puppet”

Unclear How Bad Mass Shooting Is Until Authorities Release Details Of Everyone’s Skin Color

A Babylon Bee Exclusive: https://babylonbee.com/news/uncertain-how-bad-mass-shooting-is-until-authorities-release-details-of-everyones-skin-color According to media reports, there has been a mass shooting. As of now, it is unclear how bad the mass shooting is, or whether anyone should care about it– since authorities have not yet released the skin colors of the perpetrator and the victims.  “It’s possible this could be a horrific massContinue reading “Unclear How Bad Mass Shooting Is Until Authorities Release Details Of Everyone’s Skin Color”